Funny Martial Arts Seminar Rules
1. If you can reach your partner, he can reach you.
2. Incoming hands and feet have right of way.
3. Don't ask questions, it causes the instructor to demonstrate
on you.
4. There is always a way, and it will always hurt. There are no absolutes
5. The easy way is always a trap and it will always hurt more.
6. Try to look unimportant, the instructor may be tired.
7. Professionals are predictable; it's the amateurs that are
dangerous.
8. Your partner will invariably attack on two occasions, when
you ARE ready for them or when you are NOT ready for them.
9. Teamwork is essential; it gives the instructor someone else
to demonstrate on.
10. If you can't remember a technique, the instructor will be
glad to demonstrate it on you.
11. The feint or fake you have been ignoring will be the best
technique.
12. A broken arm or leg is nature's way of telling you that you
have just exceeded the 2-3% power range.
13. Never draw attention; it irritates everyone around you when
the instructor uses them to explain your question.
14. If your attack is going well, you are being set up.
15. Anything you do can get you hit…Including nothing.
16. Never train with anyone braver than you, or with a higher
pain threshold.
17. Remember when you make it hard on your partner, it is your
turn next and paybacks are a…….
18. If you are short of everything but pain, your partner is
getting close to perfecting the technique.
19. Hearing about a technique a thousand times is not as good as
seeing it once. Feeling a properly done technique is equivalent to
seeing it a thousand times.
20. If it can't kill you, then its not good technique.
21. Skip GB 20 and go to ST 9 is not a good thing…( Pressure
point tactics.. L5 Who has time For L5 beat the snot out his arm!)
22. This won't hurt….much, is not a good thing to hear.
23. Finger Cranks work on every body
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