Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[grlaun]

Thanks for the sidebar, Nick! 

The old Python show with the "Bruces" comes to mind RULE #6 There will no insulting the Abos in any way, if there's anybody watching!

And I don't care about being called a Yank, I just don't wanna hafta kiss your lilly white Down Under arse!  (as close as I'll get!)

If I get a Herumph from Arnold its sealed!

[usks1]

As for them tire thumper saps / blackjacks whateva the f**k you wanna call them..

We owned a bar when I was youngster, and my Dad had one of these things behind the counter..

Like any good ole red blooded young little shithead, I decided to try this thing out on some of my buddies.... Well after 4 or 5 layers of skin removal from my ass, and a few years of being grounded, the conclusion was that they are nasty devils.

I like em... 

[arnold]

HERUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grlaun]

Signed & sealed!

[redcap]

In all seriousness they can kiss my arse with their PC bullshite.

Calling them "abos" is no different than calling me an Aussie. There's is short for Aboriginal and mine is short for Australian.  What's next...can I not call Wardog a Canuk?  Can I not call my Swedish mate "Swede?"  I'm so over their political correctedness that they can kiss my fat white arse.

In the Legion, with 96 nationalities, we ragged the shite out of each other.  Nobody cared.  Everyone gave back as good as they got and everyone had a laugh.  Now, we're supposed to walk about on eggshells making sure we don't offend anyone's sensibilities.

B...U...L...L...S...H...I...T

Rant mode over

While we're at it, you Yanks can kiss my arse as well

N

PS: Jeff...not directed at you mate...I know you were just ragging that redcapped wanker, you bastard.

Being one of those who sail small boats on big seas, I have always held the opinion that the last thing I would be looking at was the colour of the hand trying to drag me to safety out of a raging sea.

Although in my Cub Scout Troop we didn;t have quite as many different chums to play with as Nick did, we had a few.  I recall my good mate Peter "Whitey" White (Ango-Indian and on the tinted side of that!) saying how he liked the Army because there was no discrimination, we were all green.  At this our Sergeant said, "Right, well you dark green cunts get to the back of the truck" and that was that!

Cheers, Redcap Wanker (When Uncle Nicks says you are, you are.)