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aflac duck
« on: March 14, 2007, 10:54:54 AM »
Is it just me, or do some of our other fair readers wonder if the Aflac duck is the basis for Kentbob being a Superhero? We need answers on this asap! I have ducks in my backyard!
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 12:17:39 PM »
I cant beleive it.. Hocks got Arnold his own section?

Man this is going to be fun!
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Arnold this is your place man!
Padded room and all....
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2007, 04:24:01 PM »
I'm way better than the Aflac duck.  Which reminds me, did the Brotherhood of the Purple shirt confirm my status as a superhero?  Because, I'd really like to put that certificate on my wall.


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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2007, 04:31:35 PM »
Quote from: arnold on March 14, 2007, 10:54:54 AM
Is it just me, or do some of our other fair readers wonder if the Aflac duck is the basis for Kentbob being a Superhero? We need answers on this asap! I have ducks in my backyard!

I would like to request a formal inquiry into this matter by the Short Bus Steering Committee.
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2007, 07:40:13 PM »
Kentbob, Certificate of Authorization is on it's way. You will be able to frame it and hang it proudly right next to your certififcate of graduation from the reform school. I've tried repeatedly to get throught to Aflac, but the automated phone system is a nightmare ( probably run by Ducks )
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2007, 07:52:06 PM »
And since I designed the room, it has gun ports, it's own beer tap,a fire engine bell, re runs of combat and rat patrol, and Clint Eastwood movies 24/7. And don't you guys think that Kentbob's mask and the ducks mask look the same? HMMMM
Coming soon, Canadians, totally inbred, or an offshoot of Jolly Old?

Update... Just received my copy of the J. Peterman catalog. On the front cover showing reference to page 20, is a yellow pommel slicker. Could this be a coincidence? Or is it part of a vast left wing/liberal British conspiracy? But the mail delivery was fair and balanced as I also received a copy of "Gun Tests" OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2007, 07:03:06 AM »
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 07:05:42 AM »
The beer is good in Arnold room.  I like to use the recliner when Arnold is cleaning his multitude of weapons - drink a St. Arnold for good measure then fall asleep.  Sometimesa bad thing as Arnold ties shoelaces together, shave eyebrows or paints peanut butter on your face (which was fine until newer thngs came to light)  so I hire Kentbob to distract Arnold while I nap.  He does a great job by having Arnold attempt to shoot him.  Bullets just bounce off his Army Strong chest.
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2007, 10:54:17 AM »
Quote from: grlaun on March 15, 2007, 07:05:42 AM
The beer is good in Arnold room.  I like to use the recliner when Arnold is cleaning his multitude of weapons - drink a St. Arnold for good measure then fall asleep.  Sometimesa bad thing as Arnold ties shoelaces together, shave eyebrows or paints peanut butter on your face (which was fine until newer thngs came to light)  so I hire Kentbob to distract Arnold while I nap.  He does a great job by having Arnold attempt to shoot him.  Bullets just bounce off his Army Strong chest.

I've actually never been hit by bullets, but I do know nails bounce off of me.  I've shot myself with a nailgun, and been shot by one, so I'm fairly confident of my ability to absorb the impact of bullets.  And yes, my chest isn't just strong, it's Army Strong.


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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2007, 05:58:04 PM »
was shooting yourself with a nail gun part of Super hero training?
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2007, 07:58:49 PM »
Do you know nothing of super hero training Mr Branglethwacker?

First they must learn the importance of wearing underwear outside the trouser.  No real superhero ever wears theirs on the inside

Here is KentBob getting used to wearing them thus...





Once they have mastered the underwear trick next it is on to the mask and cape...





Only after those two tricks are mastered do they do things like nail guns into the chest.

In case anyone doubts the difficulty of the nail gun chest routine here is KentBob's x-ray of his first attempt.  The Prof was assisting with the firing of the gun...it was felt by all present that too much shooting of heavy outdated small clipped 1911s through his aim off.





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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2007, 04:44:22 AM »
That would be "Captain Underpants". A late up and coming Suprehero, first seen on "Good Morning America" a few years ago. The weatherman who was the Superhero, has since moved on a s GMA is way to liberal, even for a weather guy. Some superheros have updated from tighty whities to boxers
And yes, you can tell a 1911 style gun was used, due to the perfect alignment of the nails.
But do take notice of the hands on the hips pose. exactly like the Aflac duck! ( or Kentbob)
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2007, 03:24:48 AM »
Quote from: arnold on March 16, 2007, 04:44:22 AM
But do take notice of the hands on the hips pose. exactly like the Aflac duck! ( or Kentbob)

If it were a Canadian or British super hero, both hands would be up his ass searching for his head.
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2007, 04:56:23 AM »
The usual clue is the elbow lenght rubber glove, which I beleive are general issue in the peanut butter brigade. And of course, they are yellow. According to CANT Magazine ( Canadian Are Not Technical) a hockey puck insertion version is in the works.
More later
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Re: aflac duck
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2007, 03:58:30 PM »
Caught one of the ducks in the yard today. Took Red magic marker and put KB on one side and SH on the other. Wife told me somebody wrote on the ducks. I blamed it on the local roos. She asked me waht I was talking about. Someday I'll tell her. Better that she doesn't know
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