Dear Readers,
It was with a heavy heart that I learned of the death of Capt. America in the Marvel comic books. Oh the humanity.
But fear not, my gracious folks, as I was told a new group is going to step in. They will be known as "The Not So Fantastic Four". The gang will be comprised of Bri Tai, Wardog, Bryan Lee and one of the Outcast Roos. And since every Metropolis has it's superhero, they too will get their own city. I have learned through an inside source that it will be Perth Amvoy, New Jersey, one of the worst shitholes in the world. ( yes I have worked there, so I have firsthand knowledge)
But to counter this liberal takeover of one of America's great icons, the Short Bus Society will put together it's own group of true superheros. Candidates are being screened as we speak. Certain candidates will be given priority over others, as they already have Superhero status.
