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Author Topic: Cant get on the Bus  (Read 1853 times)

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Cant get on the Bus
« on: August 20, 2007, 12:54:16 PM »
Well after reading all the info concerning what ever I though I would just say i tried to get on the bus and fell off when i stepped on this guy  Arnold who was laying on the floor playing with a inflatable doll-whats up with that?????stay safe  whitewolf in sandy kuwait. ;D ;D
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 01:42:39 PM »
I was actually trying to deflate another one of Uncle Nicky's toys with a blunt screwdriver as we don't allow the Nickster to play with anything sharp. We have thought about taking one of his all night inflatables and filling it with fix-a-flat, putting on a coat of varnish, and strapping it to the hood during hunting season
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 02:44:16 PM »
Readers beware...this is Arnold's stock reply whenever his wife catches him rolling round the floor with an inflatable sex toy.  It's one of Uncle Nicky's...I was trying to deflate it.  His wife doesn't fall for this...nor should you.

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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 08:05:00 PM »
I just woke up-its 430am-wife is getting ready to drive to the army  base to   work-(yes i make her work) i get on the old computer and see Mr Arnold is making funnies about a blunt screw driver-ha-i have to go to the clynic and repair the damage from falling over him-if i ever come back to the USA of A I am going to be careful when around Arnold-I bet he is smelling the fumes from the varnish and is flying hi-love u guys-keep up the good work taking care of  him-semper fi  whitewolf in sandy kuwait.. ;D
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2007, 04:11:19 AM »
With the varnish fumes I can do my own rendition of a "Whirling Dervish". Or the ever popular "Dancing Dork" rendition from down under.
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2007, 08:42:03 PM »
ok-its going to take awhile to think about this one but in the meantime while driving along ysterday i looked out in the great desert and saw to my  surprise a yellow bus being pulled by 8 fooking reindeer-i said to myself  i  better go back to the house as i am getting to see things-i cant wait take a vacation-i dont mind reindeer  but a yellow bus-no way......................stay safe  whitewolf (arnold are you trying to sneak some alcohol into this dry country??? (hope so) ::) ??? ???
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2007, 06:14:30 AM »
It is part of my evil plan to turn ever mosque into a titty bar. More on this brilliant plan later. Oh, and of course, they wll all be painted yellow, spiffy yellow.
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2007, 08:53:08 AM »
Quote from: arnold on August 22, 2007, 06:14:30 AM
It is part of my evil plan to turn ever mosque into a titty bar. More on this brilliant plan later. Oh, and of course, they wll all be painted yellow, spiffy yellow.

Can we get a billboard with a dog and a duck on it?.... Come on... Can we....?

A bark & quack tittie bar..... I am packing as I type.. :o
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 10:07:21 AM »
DONE!
First bark and quack to be opened at the local mosque here in FT Worth, wherever the hell that is.
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 10:15:25 AM »
When i finished work I went to the local hardwars store and purchased a duck trough and put it in front of our local mosque (their are at least 9000 in my neighborhood-) the ducks came out and as we speak they are feeding and singing Arnold where are uuuuuuuuu-
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 10:55:45 AM »
Quote from: arnold on August 22, 2007, 10:07:21 AM
DONE!
First bark and quack to be opened at the local mosque here in FT Worth, wherever the hell that is.

Rawhide can track it down for us..

Looking forward to the next gathering....  :P
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 01:59:48 PM »
I think next time I make it out there, I need to bring some of my Kilt-Tilting Barleywine.   :-D


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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Kentbob on August 22, 2007, 01:59:48 PM
I think next time I make it out there, I need to bring some of my Kilt-Tilting Barleywine.   :-D


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A little Kentbob moonshine... Some lap dancing in the new bark & quack mosque...

Sounds like it is gonna be another xtreme weekend.
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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 09:09:20 PM »
Quote from: usks1 on August 22, 2007, 03:27:14 PM
Quote from: Kentbob on August 22, 2007, 01:59:48 PM
I think next time I make it out there, I need to bring some of my Kilt-Tilting Barleywine.   :-D


Kent


Ummmm..... Homebrew good......  :P

A little Kentbob moonshine... Some lap dancing in the new bark & quack mosque...

Sounds like it is gonna be another xtreme weekend.

Technically, moonshine would be illegal.  Especially bringing it from Georgia to Texas.  That could be considered running 'shine.  While a great story for the notional grandkids, I've been close enough to jail to last the rest of my life.


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Re: Cant get on the Bus
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 05:11:53 AM »
Tell the authorities that you use it to wash your Superhero outfit. One look at you and even a redneck sheriff from Alabama will believe you. Especially if it's that outfit in white with the hood!
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