How about my new system called "Workfare"
In order to be accepted for workfare, you must apply, show proof of citizenship,a valid address, some sort of Government ID, take a urine and drug test. Fuck up on any one of the above procedures and you do get a second chance 30 days later. Fuck up again, and we put your ass in the US Painting and Cleanup Corps.
We give you a snazzy new uniform, complete with gloves and hat that you can crank to one side to "lock on".
It's bugle call at 5 am, breakfast from 6 till 7, which will be oatmeal or lucky charms, and on the streets by 8 am. Lunch will be provided from 12 to 12.30, in the form of a green baloney and ketchup sandwich on white bread, along with a small bag of lays potato chips. It can all be washed down with what we used to call "bug juice" which is watered down kool aid. You get a break in the afternoon from 3 till 3.15, and finish up the day at 4.30. We don't need any overweight slobs in our new crews
Back to the local tent city to shower up and get ready for dinner from 6 till 7. After which tv will be made available to watch Fox News. Lights out will be at 10 pm.
Saturday will be a "punishment " day for those too stupid to follow directions during the week. Curb painting in the summer, sidewalk shoveling in the winter. 8 solid hours with no afternoon break. Fuck up more than 3 times in the same month, and you get to shovel elephant shit at the zoo everyday for a month.
You will be paid minimum wage and all of your meals will be taken out of your pay at 50 cent per meal. If you have a family, all your kids are in school. You pay for their meals too.Plus you will be charged for your uniforms. If your kids fail to make grades or are too stupid, you guessed it, they get to work right alongside dear old mom or dad. Deadbeat parents will be tracked down and thrown into the program unless they can come up with the back child support.
They will be able to build their own "domicilies" to move into when they are complete, so they can give their tents to the next lucky group.
Just another great idea