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[Bryan Lee]

  I hear through the grapevine or got a call from Grapevine, whatever, that Uncle Nicky will be guest staring on Dancing With The Stars. I was also informed Arnold was kicked off the stage for stepping on Marie of Donnie and Marie's little toe after insisting on training with her, thank goodness he did not try to whisper in her ear, lord only knows what kind of medical procedures would have been necessary to correct that encounter.

 I wanted to give Hock a heads up on this developing story so we can be sure and see the pictures and film as I for one wouldn't miss this for the world.

[redcap]

Can you include the caption with the photo?  I can;t tell which one is Nick and which one Arnold.  Redcap

[arnold]

I'm the better looking one! Mull that one over

[Bryan Lee]

I'm the better looking one! Mull that one over

  Thats a scary thought

[whitewolf]

Persnally I take the one with the less clothes on-do you have  a spare  bedroom on the bus ? We also could have the two of them dance on the top of the bus driving down the gulf  road here in Kuwait  -i bet that would cause a few accidents-urugggggga   semp f----g fi  whitewolf..

[redcap]

I'm the better looking one! Mull that one over

OK, good enough for me love.  Nice 'Mo by the way. Redcap

[arnold]

Uncel Nicky causes accidents everywhere he goes. In another forum, reactions were discussed to many things, but no one broached the subject of the Nickster. Hmmm, wonder why?

[Nick Hughes]

Red Cap,

Clearly no caption is necessary as neither person depicted in the photo is yours truly.  They both, as you will notice on careful inspection, have hair on their bonce whereas I, am as bald as a bandicoot. (Australian vernacular for you 'gas tanks' which will be understood immediately by Mr Cap)

I did try out for Dancing With the Stars and can be seen "leading" my partner here...



Yer Uncle Nicky

PS:  They didn't     ask me back for the 2nd round of auditions

PPS: You will notice the extreme lack of hair

[redcap]

Dear Uncle Nicky, I was, I admit, momentarily confused.  I had read about the Legion's special Strictly Ballroom Infiltration Squad (it's a very French thing people) and of course put two and three together not realising that this unit was formed only recently and is yet to prove itself in action (although they did get an Honourable Mention at this year's Salle Des Danse in Lyon)

I still think Arnold is a very attractive man, but the moustache has to go.  Yours in Stuff, Redcap.

[arnold]

See, a VERY attractive man. Another person on the forum gets it exactly right. Yah and phooey to all you butt ugly wannabees.
That is all

[Nick Hughes]

You two need to get a room...

Yer Uncle Nicky

[arnold]

We have a room. It has lazy boy recliners in stadium seating and each one has it's own beer cooler attached. The beers are open by Hooters girls on their off hours while we watch re runs of Rat Patrol and Combat. Clint Eastwood movies are thrown in on accassion to liven things up a bit. Each chair also has it's own Colt Anaconda attached in 44 mag, just in case we have an intruder alert, or some Jahovah's Witness comes to the door.
We have the Tivo set up to cut out show like "Oprah", Dr Phil, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelor and any other shit we deem either worthless or truly fucking mindless. It automatically records "The Girls Next Door" at the playboy mansion, or any movie with "Die" in the title. We have the sound cut off so we don't have to listen to them rattle on about mindless shit.
Nightly votes are taken by members of the Short Bus Society, who are in attendance, as to which one has the best hooters, ass, etc.
Anyone of the girls that doesn't make the grade we immediately send her picture to Uncle Nicky.
That's all!

[whitewolf]

Ok-here is one for the boys in the back  room- flashback to 1979 (yes 79) The SNCOs of my unit decide to have a ugly girl  contest-we all go out in Alongapo and get the uglest one we can find and bring them  back for a vote-ohh  man we found women who  would stop a  clock----------if i remember rightly winner got free drinks-if i  could i  would get the winner and bring her along on a bus  ride-we could scare the camels as we passed by them.(i know the younger bus riders dont remember alongapo (subic bay)  -at the time it  was the best kept secret in the Corps and Navy-------stay  safe whitewolf i kuwait

[redcap]

Ahh! ! Combat!  Starring Vic Morrow as Sgt Saunders!  My Dad used to wonder if every six man US infantry squad always had its own medic attached.  I didn't care, I loved that show.  I was 8.  I also remember the pilot for Adam 12 and the explanation as to why the LAPD carried .32 revolvers and not those big ole .38's!  Rat Patrol was on too late so I only saw a couple of episodes.  I did like Garrisons' Guerillas although Dad used to wonder if the Germans were as stupid as the show made out how come they kicked so much ass for several years?  A bit bolshie, my Dad.

By the way, do you get a show called "Big Brother" in the US?  Add it to the list Arnold.  Redcap.

[usks1]

Ok-here is one for the boys in the back  room- flashback to 1979 (yes 79) The SNCOs of my unit decide to have a ugly girl  contest-we all go out in Alongapo and get the uglest one we can find and bring them  back for a vote-ohh  man we found women who  would stop a  clock----------if i remember rightly winner got free drinks-if i  could i  would get the winner and bring her along on a bus  ride-we could scare the camels as we passed by them.(i know the younger bus riders dont remember alongapo (subic bay)  -at the time it  was the best kept secret in the Corps and Navy-------stay  safe whitewolf i kuwait

Whitewolf,
I remember Alongapo very well, Cross shit river, Take a right down Gordon... Villa's tacos... and more!!

If you were scared to eat the monkey on a stick on the street, you could hit Joe's American food for a ham and cheese, or go to Rock Tracks ( or whatever they were calling it based on the year ) and get a square pizza and dance with the girls on the warped wood floor... LOL...

You didn't know if you were drunk, or if you were on a bowed piece of dance floor.. That was the 1st club right out the gate on the left with the crankin rock and roll going...

Straight down Mac Sai Sai and catch the Jeepnee to the Bario or Subic city... Sweet 16's.... Playing Smiles.... You name it we gave it a shot... I used to stay at hotel Montemar right downtown by the brown fox.... Had good A/C and the shower worked!!

The last time I was there was in about 89.. You could still run out to white rock for some low grade fun, but all the good times happened after dark in downtown Alongapo...

Plus we never usually made it past subic city before we had to head back before dark.... Lotsa bad boys in the hills back then....  Midnite gate curfews and all that.

One of the only places where an E5 paycheck allowed you to party like a rock star..  Adult disneyland..

Many a trip to the fair Islands in the USN....

Good Times... 

Dean