I hope you aquired this on a short term lease!
That's it...I'm definately raising membership dues.
I'm afraid at the rate you guys are spending money, we are going to have to make some cutbacks. For Christ's sake! Haven't ya heard there's a war on!?!
Uncle Nicky...no more Turtle Wax for your Noggin'......Rawhide...I'm cancelling your subscription to Clog Dancing Illustrated and your Wooden Shoe of the Month Club. I am also cancelling any trips to the Bark and Quack for the month of Oct. Dean and Carl always stiff us with the bill. If you guys want to go...go Dutch!
Furthermore, Arnold...only 3 of the green pills with yellow stripes, and 2 of the red ones per day! You're prescriptions are running out too fast.
Also, when Hock comes for a visit...we have to switch him to Canadian Mist or Kessler's. His Seagram's Gold is just too expensive. Of course we'll keep a fresh stock of Bombay Saphire for myself. Being Entertainment Director does have it's advantages.
Keith "Milldog" Miller
SBS Entertainment Director
