Careful Wolfie, you could start a new national pastime over there in the land of the all night sandbox. But, if you could just get them to start smacking each other, I'm sure Louisville Slugger would send all of the bats necessary. Just think, you could have the Nick Hughes autographed model with a picture of Uncle Nicky burned into the wood on the end of each bat for an additional 3570.27. 5 cents of each sale would go to Nicky. Quite generous, I'm sure.
Just think, you could sit on your balcony, bottle of ice cold Black Label in hand, watching 30 or 40 of them wack the shit out of each other. You could start leagues and get them uniforms and we could sell tickets and hold the first Abu Habib Du Camelcrap first annual record shoot.
And chariot races in honor of Charlton Hestons recent death. Except the "teams" would be made of of recently captured breakdancers and we could set up your own "suite" with all of the virgins they were looking for and award the winner a land manatee.
Just another brilliant idea to help the economy.