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Author Topic: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret  (Read 629 times)

Joe Hubbard

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Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« on: April 12, 2008, 12:34:16 PM »

I'm afraid I have discovered something about our very own Uncle Nicky.  In fact his name is not Nick Hughes; it is not uncommon for people who join the Legion to change their identity.  Please bear with me, for this will come as quite a shock, but Nick Hughes is actually the musician, guitarist and producer Michael Sembello  :o (remember Maniac from Flash Dance?).

Rumor has it that while working on the soundtract for the movie Cocoon, Nick, oh excuse me Michael had an Epiphany about knee dropping and head butting after a music awards show at the Town & Country Club in Kentish Town where he acquired a taste for blood.  After that he disappeared and joined the Legion. 

He has been a bit sloppy in covering his tracks and when I started the Pop Star thread his past Karma got the better of him:

 http://www.michaelsembello.com/ms.htm

Amazing isn't it?

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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 02:54:03 PM »

I'm speechless,..... for now
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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2008, 06:45:01 PM »

dammit,  busted again.  Now I'm going to have to go again and change it one more time.  This is getting old.  The first time I met Frank Sinatra in there and here's the song I helped him write.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUneCog-f-0

Yer Uncle Nicky aka Michael, aka Elvis (and you thought he was dead) aka Buddy Holly
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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 12:01:43 AM »

Nick all was ok till you mentioned Buddy Holly-that is my era and one of the greatest-now i am going to break down and go out in f----g desert and smack a camel on the ass with my baseball bat- stay safe  whitewolf (el lobo blanco)
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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 05:13:18 AM »

Man Old Blue Eyes could sing!
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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 05:27:13 AM »

Careful Wolfie, you could start a new national pastime over there in the land of the all night sandbox. But, if you could just get them to start smacking each other, I'm sure Louisville Slugger would send all of the bats necessary. Just think, you could have the Nick Hughes autographed model with a picture of Uncle Nicky burned into the wood on the end of each bat for an additional 3570.27. 5 cents of each sale would go to Nicky. Quite generous, I'm sure.
Just think, you could sit on your balcony, bottle of ice cold Black Label in hand, watching 30 or 40 of them wack the shit out of each other. You could start leagues and get them uniforms and we could sell tickets and hold the first Abu Habib Du Camelcrap first annual record shoot.
And chariot races in honor of Charlton Hestons recent death. Except the "teams" would be made of of recently captured breakdancers and we could set up your own "suite" with all of the virgins they were looking for and award the winner a land manatee.
Just another brilliant idea to help the economy.
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Re: Uncle Nicky's Dirty Little Secret
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 11:58:16 PM »

Arnold and all-you will love this= it is election time over in camel (kuwait country) and they are arguing about the tribes and who will vote and how and who  for  etc etc-the other day the gov sent in troops (yes troops in kuwait) and they sprayed the crowds who were trying to do voting ahead of  time with tear gas-and they  had clubs that they actually used-all i can say is i need that black  label and quick-sense i  cant get any i am going to  athens in May and have some Greek beer-(escellent i  may fooking add)
what a  world we live in-I wish I was sitting in the Brooklyn Paramount listening to Jerry Lee Louis and the platters and fats domino- (dont know if you were around at that time)
seya whitewolf (el lobo blanco)
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