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Author Topic: Arnold's Latest  (Read 633 times)

Nick Hughes

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Arnold's Latest
« on: April 17, 2008, 09:53:23 AM »
Arnold has written a new book folks...make sure you reserve a copy.

It's called "How To Make Your Own Anti-Freeze"

Apparently you take off her nightdress and kick her outside in winter.

Yer Uncle Nicky
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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 06:46:54 PM »
Once again, Uncle Nicky plagiarizes one of the great warner Brother Cartoon characters, Bugs Bunny. He has been on this vendetta against cartoon characters ever since he was turned down for the position of "Goofy" at Disneyland. He thought he was a shoe in for the job until the costume head wouldn't fit over his. His suggestion of wearing it as a hat didn't sit well with management.
He is still holding out for the Down Under exhibit and hoping to get one of the positions of the strange animals that inhabit his homeland, Something about a "rare strange noodlehead" was mentioned at the last meeting of the committee.
Keep Nicky in your prayers
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I leave you idiots alone for 5 minutes and I come back and you're all dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!

whitewolf

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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 10:25:24 PM »
I was informed by a good source that Uncle Nick has actually taken the form of one of donald ducks nephews (huey duey or even louie)-is that true -if so how can he look like goofey? Somebody got the wrong message out there-So to straighten this msinfo out we have to  ask Uncle Nick to give us the straight scoop-Uncle Nick it is your turn-let us know please- One of your faithful Whitewolf (el Lobo blanco)
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arnold

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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 05:19:41 AM »
I think Nicky is upset when I revealed his plagiarist use of Warner Bros. cartoon lingo
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I leave you idiots alone for 5 minutes and I come back and you're all dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!

Nick Hughes

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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 07:18:53 AM »
Not at all...it was told to me by a guy at the club and I knew immediately you had to be the source.

Readers, once again I owe Arnold a HUGE debt.  Since my separation I haven't had sex.  Arnold sent me a collection of his home movies to watch and I ended up sleeping with the whole audience.

Yer Uncle Nicky
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Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.
--Ferdinand Foch-- at the Battle of the Marne

arnold

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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 06:02:17 PM »
You're welcome. I'm glad I could help you get that much needed beauty sleep!
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I leave you idiots alone for 5 minutes and I come back and you're all dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!

whitewolf

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Re: Arnold's Latest
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 11:14:34 PM »
Uncle Nick-how about we chip in and all send you a RuRu for companionship those nights when you feel fisty-heheheh   whitewolf (el lobo blanco)
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