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Author Topic: Why carry a gun?  (Read 1411 times)

Jamie Flory

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Why carry a gun?
« on: May 28, 2008, 12:09:05 PM »

Last weekend we had the traditional family cook out, which in my family usually involves shooting events of some type.  My mother in-law (who usually doesn't come) noticed my brother was wearing a pistol and asked him, "Why do you carry a gun?".  I know from experience she does not approve of guns in any capacity.  My brother didn't miss a beat when he told her, "I can't fit a cop in my pocket."

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Re: Why carry a gun?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 11:23:58 PM »

I Like it.
Maybe he should have said.
Because i can't carry a cop on my Back all the time, that would be obvious.


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Re: Why carry a gun?
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 06:31:44 PM »

Cuz I can. Nuff said. And I can even where purple, or should I really venture out on a limb, spiffy yellow
I leave you idiots alone for 5 minutes and I come back and you're all dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!


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Re: Why carry a gun?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 06:48:36 PM »

what if that cop was Gary Colemen or the little guy from Austin Powers. I think they could fit in your pocket. Always thinking here! always one step ahead of the problem!

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Re: Why carry a gun?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 02:52:32 PM »

what if they were delivered like pizza's?

sorry, it's the cheese, iez gettingd to me.
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