Hey dawg- you do look a little like bruce-hehehe-believe that one an ill sell you a
studabaker ...WW(elb) "speed of light" and getting faster (in my own mind)..
WW,
Good thing you're not in the Studabaker selling business; you'd go hungry!
I wouldn't mind having Bruce Lee's speed and flexibility, but I'll pass on the rest. If it wasn't for my wife, I'd be my own #1 fan!

(Besides, there's no way that little fella could put away as much BBQ as Ol' Dawg can!)
As far as the "secret sauce" topic, I'll just stick with Hock's material and Uncle Arnie's Book of Secrets. At least there's nothing that will get me killed within either of those.