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Author Topic: Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX  (Read 651 times)

Hock

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Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX
« on: September 03, 2010, 12:07:16 PM »

"The license plate on the truck he drove reads “THE KNG.” Joshua Mitchell didn’t own the truck. Joshua Mitchell is pictured in an outfit with a “special agent” hat, a shiny badge and an object resembling a gun. Mitchell is in jail in Denton on charges of child endangerment, fraud and failure to identify, and is being held on a warrant out of North Carolina. He says he is an international agent working undercover. He’s told people over the last several years that he’s an international agent working undercover, an FBI agent and a Navy SEAL.
Not likely, Denton police say..."


http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/drc/localnews/stories/DRC_suspect_0903.b70e0b08.html
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arnold

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Re: Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2010, 05:14:44 PM »

They should use this idiot as catapult ammo
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Re: Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 04:07:50 AM »

One of the comments mentions narcissistic personality disorder. Sounds about right. It always amazes me that a person can have the audacity to claim such jobs or experience, much less to do so while spending 8 months squatting in rental property before beating the elderly landlord.

I'm trying to decide if we should launch him from the catapult for distance, so he can ponder his imminent future as a geologic suppository, or if we should launch him after tying him to the deck, thereby ensuring a nice little whip-snap at the very last second.
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Re: Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 04:57:42 AM »

Just bury him in the desert up to his neck-pour honey over him and just sit back and wait-WW
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Re: Super Agent Caught in Denton, TX
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 08:22:43 AM »

And you know what else?  I have sympathy for the couple that tried to rent their house to him, but no sympathy for the couple that kept loaning this douchebag money.  Let's examine that thought process....

"Can I borrow some money?"

"Sure."

"Can I borrow some money?"

"You haven't paid me back from last time, but ok."

"Can I borrow six grand?"

"Well, you still haven't paid me back from the last two times, but ok."

"So long, sucker!"

Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Over.


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