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The Biopsy
arnold:
As I start to get on in years ( don't worry, dear readers, I'm still a miserable prick), little things start to happen.
recently my PSA numbers went up and down, and then repeated the same pattern over the course of 9 months. So my Dr decided that I needed a prostate biopsy.
So after getting up this am at 6 six, taking the second round of anti-biotics and the first valium, it off to the clinic to get violated.
i get escorted back to the prep room where the lights are turned down like some strip club and the procedure begins. Now after two valium, I'm in OZ doing my best to not fall off the yellow brick road. First there is the anti-biotic shot, a sting, followed by about a dozen load clicks and it's over.
Driven home by my dear wifey, it's nappy time on the couch for 2 hours.
All in all, not too bad. But the scary part was Ol Bri Tai's picture on the wall as client of the year!
results on Friday. Drinking starts on Friday evening!
Hock:
At least this is not like the brain operations you've had. This problem is curable....!
Hock
arnold:
True, quite true. But with the new robotic vacuum cleaners that are now available, I'm looking at pulling the "brain" out of one of those and screwing it to my forehead. I'll just tell everybody it's the new G 835 phone. They will all want one and I'll make a killing. I'll just have to cure the tendency to want to run into the walls and furniture. Not that that will matter much with idiots falling into fountains and getting hit by cars while texting what a burger
arnold:
Update!
I keep donating blood every time I take a piss. Hopefully this will slow down before I turn into the night stalker, looking for the all night What-A-Burger!
Hock:
That goes into toilet, flushed and into the sewage system, then into the local treatment plants....PRO-cessed...then sent out for others to drink as they tap into their tap water.
Somewhere still, the indestuctable Barnart molecules at some level, are swimming around!
I've heard abut sharing DNA but DAMN!
Hock
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